most important thing i have ever reblogged
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
how did this post get even better
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
|Government:||We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!|
|Government:||*Has terrible sex education for young girls*|
|Government:||*Charges lots of money for birth control*|
|Government:||*Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*|
|Government:||*Charges lots of money for plan b pills*|
|Government:||*Is against abortion*|